Gruff Ducks

When I was a child, I did childish things.
What I became an adult, I did adultery.
What I turned into a duck, I did 1.5 hours in a 375 degree oven.

  Walter B. Pumble

Stew
We can't give up Rumsfeldian Philosophy
But is it food?

 

Actual Good Things
Healing Quilting in Africa, Burundi
This takes you off this site.
Please consider helping.
Are you a quilter? You can help.
Are you just a nice person? You can help.
This is our one serious topic here.
Thank you, thank you.
Quilting, Sewing
Denton Gulch Observations
Music

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Looking for the Seattle Maple Leaf Community Garden pictures?

 

The Snooze Family Diaries
Will they ever wake up and write their diaries?
We have discovered the Snoozes are Gummint employees,
so it's not surprise they never finish anything.

 

 

Spongebob Squarepants, Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah Winfrey
have absolutely no relationship to this site
and do not support it that we are aware of.
We like to think that George Clooney
or Maria Sharapova or Brad Pitt
would love the Gruff Ducks.
The Ducks certainly like them.
If you know them, send them to us.

The Gruff Ducks
The times were tough, and the ducks were gruff.

Ennui is NOT an option.
Keep an open mind. Keep a stiff upper beak.
If you're molting, run like hell.

Defeated by ennui.
We weep, and our tears
fall to the ground
sprouting little seeds of hope.

Noosepaper
Gruff Ducks Noosepaper

The editors have been kidnapped.
We need only $.38 to rescue them.
Can you help? A mere 38 cents! Come on.
So far you cheap noodleheads have donated, $0.00.
Gee, thanks for nothing.
The kidnappers have threatened to
cut their fingernails.
Time is short. Send your nickels now!
We accept postage stamps too, unused you cheapskates.

Squash for President Tshirts no longer available.
You had your chance and you didn't take it.

Gruff Nasty Dirty but sensuous Ducks